In the last eight days the following events have transpired at UConn:
12/27/10: Men's Basketball team gets smoked at Pitt, 78-63, ruining a perfect 12-0 start.
12/30/10: Women's Basketball team loses 71-59 at Stanford, the team's first loss in 90 games
1/1/11: After not selling their ticket allotment and having to eat millions of dollars in losses, the Football team gets crushed by Oklahoma 48-20 in the Fiesta Bowl.
1/2/11: Head Football coach Randy Edsall jets town basically in the middle of the night to accept the same position at the University of Maryland.
1/4/11: Men's Basketball team loses at Notre Dame, 73-70
To recap, neither basketball is undefeated anymore, the football team got waxed on national television, and the head coach fled faster than a criminal.
Is there any way we can erase all of these events from the record books, a la Reggie Bush and the Heisman?